The average woman is eight percent shorter than her male partner.
I love wearing heels so don't get weird when I do.3.
If I have heels on and you find yourself feeling short, remember that you should feel like a badass for being with a tall girl.2.
If you feel emasculated and let it show, I'm moving right along to a man who doesn't feel threatened by me.4. And if you're shorter than me, sorry, but I also have a limit on how short I'll go.6. So if we're at da club and one of us visits the bar, we'll make our way back to each other in no time.7. We Talls like to think this is because we're hot, but it's often because we're just really tall and gangly and inherently kind of awkward.8. I don't need you or your friends or anyone else to say, "I'm taller than .11. Putting bags in the overhead bins on planes, reaching for stuff, etc. It's going to be more awkward than not for you to pick me up in an attempted sweeping, movie-like romantic gesture.
In fact, I'm going to actively try to be taller than you. Because I grew up being the tallest girl in the room and I used to feel awkward about it but now that I'm a grown-ass woman, I embrace it and you should too.5. I'm tall — that makes me heavier than most petite girls.
Plus, my legs are long and don't just lift easily and wrap around your waist like ribbons floating in the breeze.13. I go anywhere with no awkward genital/other body part alignment.14. If you thought you were annoying at concerts, just wait until we go together.15. "My ankles need to breathe." "No, MY ANKLES NEED TO BREATHE."16. Because we're close enough in height that we don't have to walk 10 feet apart for it to feel remotely natural.17. When we dance cheek to cheek, we're probably actually, well, cheek to cheek.18.
I'll knock my head on low-hanging things before you do.Because when you let me go first, ladies being first and all, I'll test-drive the clearance level for you.19. No one will take road trips with us if it involves them sitting in the back of our car. Because our seats will be so far back their knees will be at their chins. The first question most strangers ask me is "How tall are you? In one survey, about half of collegiate men required their date to be shorter, while a monstrous nine of every ten women said they would only date a taller man." If I'm feeling charitable, I answer honestly: "6-foot-2." They often follow-up with, "Do you ever date shorter men? And online, it's even more brutal: Women can calculate how tall they are in their highest heels, add a few inches for good measure, and then filter out men who fall below that sum.